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Character · Base Level 34
There's a PIDF fella over yonder, ain't there? They say if ya take down them bounties, they'll give ya a reward. I can tell ya 'bout the bounties 'round these parts. Wanna know? 'e was a fisherman who saw sum monsta out a' sea, and one day, 'is personality just changed alluva sudden. Now 'e's a crazy fella talkin' to 'imself all the time. 'e went around drawin' 'dark magic cirlcle' all over the village, chantin' sum strange jibberish in the middle o' the night and doin' what he call 'experiments.' The village chief couldn't stand it anymore n' just kicked him outta the village. The villagers are all scared and can't get any work done, so they want someone to deal with 'im quick. Last I 'eard, 'e was spotted in the eastern volcanic area. I really hope this fella gets punished soon, I tell ya. Say things like, 'I just wanna see them beautiful flames,' and sets fires only to put them out herself... It's way past the point of a just another hobby. Lately, she's been goin' around sayin', 'Today's flames are 7.5,' and 'The way this buildin' burned was artistic,' like she's ratin' the fires she starts... She's itchin' to set this Fisherman's Point on fire too. Word is, she's lurkin' nearby, waitin' for the right moment to blaze. That fella... is a dangerous individual who destroys the very fabric of pizza tradition... Yells, 'Pineapple Pizza is the KING of PIZZA!' while bargin' into other folks' meals and toppin' their pizza with pineapple without askin'. Traditional recipies crafted with passion by pizza artisans over the years... She ruined 'em with her devilish deeds! That sickly sweet juice kills the flavor of the cheese and the richness of the tomato sauce... She can't see a pizza without feelin' the need to slap sum pineapple on it. Word is, she's up in the ruins north of the volcano, gettin' high on pineapple pizza with her buddy Wixen.